This or That

  • A poster chooses an option of two things from the poster above and then you list another two things..

    A Catgirl or A Doggirl

  • Catgirl - less butt sniffing

    Philly cheeesteak or Buffalo wings?

  • Cheesesteak

    Apple or Microsoft

  • Apple - Microsoft flavored juice isn't healthy for you, always full of bugs and viruses

    Mini Cooper or Sheldon Cooper?

  • I'll go with Mini Cooper

    Cake or Pie?

  • Pie

    Coke or Pepsi

  • Coke.

    Anime or Vid Games?

  • Tough choice… Anime.

    Morning or evening?

  • Evening - Morning sounds like a sad way to start, like the day is grieving. Evening sounds like everything is leveling out for the day.

    anecdotes or puns?

  • I'll go with Puns..

    Baseball or Football?

  • Football

    "I’d like to talk a little bit about Baseball and Football. Starting with Baseball; Baseball is different from any other sport in a lot of different little ways. For instance, in most sports, you score points or you score goals. In Baseball, you score runs.

    In most sports, the ball or the object is put in play by the offensive team. In Baseball, the defense puts the ball in play, and only the defensive team is allowed to touch the ball. In fact in Baseball, if an offensive player touches the ball intentionally, he’s out. Also, most sports, the team is run by a coach. In Baseball, the team is run by a manager. And only in Baseball, does the manager or the coach, have to wear the same uniform the players do. Can you picture Bill Parcells in his New York Giants uniform?

    Now Baseball and Football are different from one another in other kind of interesting ways I think. First of all, Baseball is a 19th century pastoral game. Football is a 20th century technological struggle. Baseball is played on a diamond in the park, the Baseball Park. Football is played on a grid iron in a stadium, sometimes called Soldier Field or War Memorial Stadium.

    Baseball begins in the spring, the season of new life. Football begins in the fall, when everything is dying. In Football, you wear a helmet. In Baseball, you wear a cap. Football is concerned with downs. What down is it? Baseball is concerned with ups. Who’s up? Are you up? I’m not up. He is up. In Football, the specialist comes in to kick. In Baseball, the specialist comes in to relieve someone. In Football, you receive a penalty. In Baseball, you make an error. Whoops!

    Football has hitting, clipping, spearing, blocking, piling on, late hitting, unnecessary roughness and personal fouls. Baseball has the sacrifice. Football is played in any kind of weather, rain, sleet, snow, hail, mud, can’t read the numbers on the field, can’t read the yard markers, can’t read the players numbers, the struggle will continue.

    In Baseball, if it rains, we don’t come out to play. “I can’t come out to play. It’s raining out.” Baseball has a 7th inning stretch. Football has the two minute warning. Baseball has no time limit. We don’t know when it’s gonna end. We might have extra innings.

    Football is rigidly timed and it will end even if we have to go to sudden death. In Baseball, during the game in the stands, there is kind of a picnic feeling. Emotions may run high or low, but there’s not that much unpleasantness. In Football, in the stands, during the game you can be sure that at least 27 times you are perfectly capable of taking the life of a fellow human being, preferably a stranger.

    And finally the objectives of the two games are totally different. In Football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general. To be on target with his aerial assault riddling the defense by hitting his receivers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing his aerial assault with a sustained ground attack, which punches holes in the forward wall of the enemies’ defensive line. (applause) In Baseball, the object is to go home, and to be safe. I hope I’ll be safe at home, safe at home."

    George Carlin or Rodney Dangerfield?

  • No idea who either of those people are so I'll just go with George Carlin.

    Long posts or short posts?

  • Short posts

    Headphones or speakers?

  • Headphones

    Snickers or Milky Way

  • Snickers
    Beach or pool?

  • Pool - it's hard to shoot beach in the billiard hall

    Rounders or Pool Hall Junkies

  • Pool Hall Junkies

    Ghosts or Witches

  • Witches - you don't see too many naughty ghost costumes this time of year (unless someone gets cuts one or two too many holes in the sheet with the scissors)

    Running or Running with Scissors

  • Running

    Haunted Houses or Haunted Cemeteries

  • Haunted Houses - not too many fridges to raid in the haunted cemetery

    demon anime for Halloween or vampire anime for Halloween?

  • Vampire anime for Halloween .

    Yamishibai Japanese Ghost Stories or Dusk Maiden of Amnesia .

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