Absurd/Random Answer Game
(Original creator: MetalOverlord)
Rules are simple for this game. You answer the previous poster's question with an absurd answer or a random one that has nothing to do with the question, then post your own question. Let your mind's craziness run free.
Why did nobody realize the Governor was such a p**** until the end of season 3?
Cause the tide was low.
What if the chicken decides to cross the road?
Ghosts of Chernobyl decided to rent a movie instead of haunting us today.
If an elephant never forgets, why didn't mine come home?
There was a change in casting.
What are you gunna do when they come for you?
Why does it hurt when I go like this?
Juicy dragon tears make Starburst tasty.
Why do the mummies taunt us by not saying hello when we wave?
i guess some people just wat to go to sleep
what is life?
The number 42 was decided by a computer that got bored.
Where do the buffalo roam?
if they are Purple than with the plains people and are hunted by Atreyu
If the square on the hypotenuse equals the sum of the square on the other two sides, why is a mouse when it spins?
Send the gnome flying with a catapult into a pit of lava. If it still comes back, try a gun.
If I were you and you were me, who's that guy over there?
That"s probably Us, We had better drown ourselves in Jello before the Dominatrix comes back with a wet noodle
How do you find your way into a wet paper bag in order to fight your way out?
Robots will destroy us all if we're not careful.
Why did the chicken cross the road if he had already reached his destination.
Cuz I can't sleep or the Clowns will eat me!
Why is blue someones favorite Flavor?
Once again, Vegeta has stolen my oreos.
Why does the govt not realize that they would have less debt if actors/singers weren't paid millions of dollars a month?
Because I like Chocolate Cream 1.77245385
If a Lexus cost an arm and a leg, How does a paraplegic buy one?
What is the question?
Because they can
Is Mr Peabody the Love child of Carmen SanDiago and Waldo?
Nope, they are either a Chicago Hot-Dog or a Texas styled Chinese chicken
Are zombies just cannibals?
@Lucky Frog: Psst…...need to ask a question too
what kind of goldfish do you like to eat on your Ice cream?
Why oh why did I choose the red pill?
Because, silly Wabbit, Trix are for kids
How does Edward Scissor Hands zip up his Fly?