The Voice Actor Joke Thread
Make a positive joke about VA's that you like. Even if it means making them even more powerful than Chuck Norris.
Dan Green/Jay Snyder's voice is so powerful that if used at full power, it could alter reality.
Julie Ann Taylor is so tough as Falsetto that her acting abolished gender roles in Chopin's dream world and our world.
David Vincent is so cool that he didn't need to play Jin to be cool.
Lisa Ortiz's acting talent is as explosively great as Lina Inverse's Giga Slave. (I hope Lina never nukes me for that.)
Crispin Freeman is so cool that Alucard refuses to return his calls.