Is your workplace a warzone? Follow these Revy approved (Black Lagoon approved) workplace safety tips, and you just might survive long enough to cash your next paycheck.
- Coworkers wearing dark sunglasses inside the building should not be trusted.
- Hide a spare clip inside your PB&J sandwich.
- Run like hell from anyone wearing daisy dukes.
- Check your favorite stall for tripwires before using the bathroom.
- Avoid the attractive woman chain-smoking by the water cooler.
- Never sign for mysterious packages. Especially if they’re ticking.
- Ask your tailor if that 3 Button Italian Jacket comes in Kevlar.
- Have the annoying guy in accounting start your car for you at night.
- Forget business cards. Put your contact info on Chinese Throwing Stars.
- Tip the cleaning lady. Tip her very, very well.
Be sure to pick up your copy of Black Lagoon: Roberta’s Blood Trail, now available on BD/DVD Combo!