That is a good Bullet tooth Tony quote Neon...If you liked snatch have you seen Layer Cake? I don't think it's nearly as well known as Snatch but I highly recommend it.
First I must start off with some The Princess Bride:
Vizzini: HE DIDN'T FALL? INCONCEIVABLE.
Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
(This goes through my head every time I hear someone try to use a word to sound smart when they don't know its proper usage.)
Vizzini: I can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my brains.
Man in Black: You're that smart?
Vizzini: Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
Man in Black: Yes.
Vizzini: Morons.
I'd also quote their whole battle of wits but it'd take up too much space.
Blazing saddles:
Jim:What did you expect? "Welcome, sonny"? "Make yourself at home"? "Marry my daughter"? You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.
Unfortunately the rest are way to inappropriate to post.
Hitchhiker Guide to the Galaxy:
Ford: [after being thrown into the airlock by a guard] Wash your filthy hands!
Ford: Don't panic... don't panic...
Arthur: So this is it. We're gonna die.
Ford: Yeah. We're gonna die.
[pauses]
Ford: No... no! What's this?
[goes over to control panel]
Arthur: What's that?
Ford: What's this...? What's this...?
[flips switch]
Ford: This... is... nothing. Yeah, we're gonna die.
Arthur: Normality? We can talk about normality until the cows come home.
Ford: What is normal?
Trillian: What is home?
Zaphod: What're cows?
Marvin: Freeze? I'm a robot. I'm not a refrigerator.
And I'll stop there or I'll just continue putting quotes from that movie.
Fair enough, Renzokuken. I can't argue with that. Besides, that's also good, practical advice on life that I learned from Ghostbusters
I take my leave of absence but I must quote one more.
The rock and pool, Is nice and cool, so juicy sweet... our only wish, to catch a fish, so juicy sweet.
Gollum/Smeagol, Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, Andy Serkis
Couple more Ghostbusters, not as good as the God quote but:
"Ewwwwhhhh, disgusting blob, I'll have to hold it myself."
Ray, Ghostbusters, Dan Aykryd
"We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft's okay. He's a sailor, he's in New York; we get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble."
-Peter, Ghostbusters, Bill Murray
Thinking of old movies from when I was a kid, the first Batman movie, a good movie, perhaps the only good one out of the original series in my opinion, holds a certain level of nostalgia for me.
"I have no wish to fill my few remaining years grieving for the loss of old friends: or their sons."
-Alfred, Batman(1989), Michael Gough
"Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile."
-Joker, Batman (1989), Jack Nicholson
Now for some good Lord of the Rings:
"A wizard is never late Frodo Baggins, nor is he early; he arrives precisely when he means to."
-Gandalf, Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring, Ian Mckellen
"YOOOOOOOUUUUUUU, SHAAAAALLLLL NOT PASS!"
-Gandalf, Lord og the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring, Ian Mckellen
X-Men:
"You homosapiens and your guns!"
-Magneto, X-Men, Ian Mckellen
"You're so full of sh!t, if you were really so rightious, it'd be you in that thing."
-Wolverine, X-Men, Hugh Jackman
The King's Speech:
Lionel Logue: Please don't smoke. I believe sucking cigarette smoke into your lungs will kill you.
King George VI: I need to relax. My physicians say it relaxes the throat.
Lionel Logue: They're idiots.
King George VI: They've all been knighted.
Lionel Logue: Makes it official then.
Lionel played by Geoffrey Rush, King GeorgeVI played by Colin Firth
"In the past all a King had to do was look respectable in uniform and not fall off his horse. Now we must invade people's homes and ingratiate ourselves with them. This family is reduced to those lowest, basest of all creatures, we've become actors!"
-King George V, Michael Gambon, The King's Speech
"Tis' but a flesh wound!"
-The Black Knight, Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"Would you die for them?!"
-Riddick, Pitch Black, Vin Diesel
"You turned a Coke, into a Pepsi?"
The dog, Little Nicky
"When I'm running for my life, I don't stop to look at the plumbing."
-Reign of Fire, Christian Bale
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"When you truly care about someone, you don't need any specific reasons to justify your feelings. If you don't know why you feel the way you do, then you can't lose that which causes you to care."
That is a good Bullet tooth Tony quote Neon...If you liked snatch have you seen Layer Cake? I don't think it's nearly as well known as Snatch but I highly recommend it.
First I must start off with some The Princess Bride:
Vizzini: HE DIDN'T FALL? INCONCEIVABLE.
Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
(This goes through my head every time I hear someone try to use a word to sound smart when they don't know its proper usage.)
Vizzini: I can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my brains.
Man in Black: You're that smart?
Vizzini: Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
Man in Black: Yes.
Vizzini: Morons.
I'd also quote their whole battle of wits but it'd take up too much space.
Blazing saddles:
Jim:What did you expect? "Welcome, sonny"? "Make yourself at home"? "Marry my daughter"? You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.
Unfortunately the rest are way to inappropriate to post.
Hitchhiker Guide to the Galaxy:
Ford: [after being thrown into the airlock by a guard] Wash your filthy hands!
Ford: Don't panic... don't panic...
Arthur: So this is it. We're gonna die.
Ford: Yeah. We're gonna die.
[pauses]
Ford: No... no! What's this?
[goes over to control panel]
Arthur: What's that?
Ford: What's this...? What's this...?
[flips switch]
Ford: This... is... nothing. Yeah, we're gonna die.
Arthur: Normality? We can talk about normality until the cows come home.
Ford: What is normal?
Trillian: What is home?
Zaphod: What're cows?
Marvin: Freeze? I'm a robot. I'm not a refrigerator.
And I'll stop there or I'll just continue putting quotes from that movie.
Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn’t happen.- Steven Wright
Okay, okay, the actual best Ghostbusters quote:
When someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES"! - Winston Zeddmore, Ghostbusters, Ernie Hudson
Don't forget. Always, somewhere, someone is fighting for you.
As long as you remember Her, you are not alone.
Fair enough, Renzokuken. I can't argue with that. Besides, that's also good, practical advice on life that I learned from Ghostbusters
I take my leave of absence but I must quote one more.
The rock and pool, Is nice and cool, so juicy sweet... our only wish, to catch a fish, so juicy sweet.
Gollum/Smeagol, Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, Andy Serkis
Couple more Ghostbusters, not as good as the God quote but:
"Ewwwwhhhh, disgusting blob, I'll have to hold it myself."
Ray, Ghostbusters, Dan Aykryd
"We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft's okay. He's a sailor, he's in New York; we get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble."
-Peter, Ghostbusters, Bill Murray
Thinking of old movies from when I was a kid, the first Batman movie, a good movie, perhaps the only good one out of the original series in my opinion, holds a certain level of nostalgia for me.
"I have no wish to fill my few remaining years grieving for the loss of old friends: or their sons."
-Alfred, Batman(1989), Michael Gough
"Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile."
-Joker, Batman (1989), Jack Nicholson
Now for some good Lord of the Rings:
"A wizard is never late Frodo Baggins, nor is he early; he arrives precisely when he means to."
-Gandalf, Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring, Ian Mckellen
"YOOOOOOOUUUUUUU, SHAAAAALLLLL NOT PASS!"
-Gandalf, Lord og the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring, Ian Mckellen
X-Men:
"You homosapiens and your guns!"
-Magneto, X-Men, Ian Mckellen
"You're so full of sh!t, if you were really so rightious, it'd be you in that thing."
-Wolverine, X-Men, Hugh Jackman
The King's Speech:
Lionel Logue: Please don't smoke. I believe sucking cigarette smoke into your lungs will kill you.
King George VI: I need to relax. My physicians say it relaxes the throat.
Lionel Logue: They're idiots.
King George VI: They've all been knighted.
Lionel Logue: Makes it official then.
Lionel played by Geoffrey Rush, King GeorgeVI played by Colin Firth
"In the past all a King had to do was look respectable in uniform and not fall off his horse. Now we must invade people's homes and ingratiate ourselves with them. This family is reduced to those lowest, basest of all creatures, we've become actors!"
-King George V, Michael Gambon, The King's Speech
For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge
Shoot, can't edit my other post, sorry for the double post, but I can't resist this classic quote:
"I'm every nightmare you've ever had. I'm your worst dream come true. I'm everything you ever were afraid of."
-Pennywise the Clown, IT, Tim Curry
Here's a pic to make up for the double post; sleep tight.
For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge
NONE SHALL PASS!
the black knight Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"Tis' but a flesh wound!"
-The Black Knight, Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"Would you die for them?!"
-Riddick, Pitch Black, Vin Diesel
"You turned a Coke, into a Pepsi?"
The dog, Little Nicky
"When I'm running for my life, I don't stop to look at the plumbing."
-Reign of Fire, Christian Bale
"When you truly care about someone, you don't need any specific reasons to justify your feelings. If you don't know why you feel the way you do, then you can't lose that which causes you to care."
Ghostbusters
"No one think of anything..."
Acouple frames later
"Who thought of that!?" Everyone looking at him
"Its the....staypuff... marshmallow man"