I would like to take some time in discussing an obnoxious schweinhund film director named Uwe Boll. If he were notorious solely for making bad movies, he would just be a lousy director and nothing more. But no. He calls his critics retards and outright says mean and hateful things about them, and even challenges them to boxing matches just so he could punch them in the face. And why? So he could "prove that his films are good!" Someone really needs to put that retard kraut in his place. Maybe someone should trick him into challenging Mike Tyson into a boxing match. As long as Mike doesn't bite Uwe's ear off. If you could think of ways of humiliating Mr. Boll-%h@t, let me know. Remember when I kept on saying scathing comments about School Days? Uwe Boll's movies make School Days look like a masterpiece! At least people praised the ending. In Uwe's film's though, there's nothing praise-worthy about them. But again, that's not why I hate him. I hate him because he thinks that anyone who doesn't like his films is a complete and total moron, and beats his critics in boxing so they would walk out of the ring going all, "duhhh..... he he he... I like Bloodrayne..." Does that make me want to suck up to that nimrod Nazi? No! It makes me want to belittle him even more! I could say more, but I'll say it after hearing what anyone else has to say.
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Umm...OK....Really? I mean yeah the guy makes nothing but mediocre & bad movies...but ahh..... can we make this a general movie director bashing thread..... cause I don't really have anything to say about Boll other then, well, he exists, good for him. XD
If I may ask, what inspired/angered you into making this thread?
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While I think reading what many critics write is a waste of time, I'll admit that challenging them to a fight won't solve anything.
So someone says your movie sucks and rather than look at how to improve upon them, it's better to sanction a fight and beat the crap out of them, especially when none of them box?
I know many critics, be it movie, game, anime, book etc. are pompous jerk offs - (which one day I would talk about in greater detail somewhere else), but not now. I think it's more arrogant and immature to challenge them to something they are completely unfamiliar with; in what way does boxing with them make their opinions any different? I just want to ask, what's this guy trying to prove?
It's one thing to be arrogant and pawn off an opinion, or review as fact, without consideration of other people's opinions; I've talked about this in the past. But challenging them to a fight, to which they are not trained is worse, to me, it's a form of bullying - and it won't change anything.
"Oh it hurts so bad! But I still say your movies suck!"
And, as I've mentioned many of these critics are arrogant twits, but when EVERYONE is saying a certain guy's movies are bad, there's a problem, and I'm talking about these movies having no following, not even a loyal cult following. At least certain movies are made to be cheesy - that's the joke - and they attract a cult following, this is material like the Evil Dead series, UHF, Killer Klowns From Out Space - these are movies that are meant to be cheesy and fun.
However, this Uwe Boll takes himself way too seriously.
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I already told you, it's not that he makes bad movies. It's that he acts like a bully to people who criticize them. Joel Schumacher directs bad movies, (he directed Batman and Robin, after all) but he's willing to respect other people's opinions and if people don't like his films, he pretty much accepts that. Because of that, I have no hatred for him whatsoever. Boll on the other hand is pretentious and arrogant, and just lashes out at his critics.
The reason I decided to make this thread is this: lately, I've been watching reviews of his films.
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@iamshodan: I got a good reason to teach him a lesson to get him to stop bullying critics: Strap him to a chair Clockwork Orange style and make him watch The Human Centipede 2. Anyways, how come you're so scathing towards School Days?
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@IAMSHODAN: *Watches Videos* OK yeah, thats....yeah he's a horrible person, I vote we throw him into a volcano! Who's with me!?
Seriously, guy can't take any form of criticism.....thats just sad.
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What I said.
I just read about him on Wikipedia, it gave enough information about him, I normally don't like to use this insult, but he's a douche bag and a fool. I think we should put him in a MMA, Freestyle Wrestling or a Muay Tai kickboxing match with people who are more advanced at said sport; then he'll learn his lesson.
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You mean beat him at his own game? Sound brilliant!
Anyway, I would like to say this: A lot of people claim that he's just a pretentious director who doesn't know how to make a good movie no matter how many times he tries. But I think: he doesn't try. I almost think he wants his movies to suck. Have you ever seen a film called "The Producers?" In it, Max Bialistock and Leo Bloom try to see if a producer could make more money off of a horrible Broadway play than he could with a great one. They try everything they could to make their play an absolute abomination. But, they ended up making it so bad it was good. And thus, they were arrested for fraud. I think Uwe Boll is trying to reach that same goal... he just knows how to do it properly. But why does he want to make his movies so terrible? Since most of them are based on video games, I assume that he has some sort of beef with the video gaming community and uses his movies to lash out at them. What do you guys think?
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Here's an interesting URL that I intercepted tonight. I hope you like it.
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And here's a clip from "Tales From The Script" that discussed Uwe Boll.
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I'm guessing some of you are wondering where I first heard of Uwe Boll. Well, in 2008, Gametrailers.com released a Top Ten video for "Top Ten Worst Videogame Movies." And three of Uwe Boll's movies were on that countdown. If anyone is willing to check it out, go ahead. Have fun.
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