1) "Ice cream?! Dude, I'm totally coming over there to hug you!"
2) "HOW THE HOLY FUUUUHRER DID HE GET INTO MY BED?! D:"
3) "Ya dun know me! I'm the Uni'ed bloody Kingdom and I can 'old my locker better than you any day!"
4) "I'm here to make friends with some whales! :D"
... And basically anything said by America ever.
"Cause I can smell the hamburgers and arrogance from here"
"Look I'm Canada! You can tell by the flag on my backpack, my cheap perscriptions, and my lack of gun crime! So kindly stop calling me America or I'll kindly request you cease!"
"HEY DUDE! Russia, can you like make 10000, 25cm condoms!"
"Germany, i was cureaning this dorufin stu mess, when i found this note on the furoor" engrish lolz
"YOU AN ASS!"
"Before i tell you, i has sumting i vant to say, and it goes a little sumting like this, LECKEN MINE BALLS!!!!"
"HEY AUSTRIA!! it must suck balls to have Silesia taken away by france (but he says it really weird, like for-sau?? )
........pretty much anything that comes out of Austria's mouth cause his accent is hilarious....
*smack* *smack* *smack* *smack* *smack* *smack* *smack* "YOU ARE AN ASS!"
".....What is this vierdo?"
"With you and Mr. Pillow it's only half as scary." America
"I can't be scared 'cause video games are about death and winning, and I'm America. Right on!"
"You wine sucking tool!" Britain
"I'm freezing my berries off!" America <- I use this too often and my guy friends always feel the need to state that I don't have berries to freeze off.
"Cultural reform is so warm and fuzzy."- Japan
"Check it out yo, how kick ass is my new fighter plane of doom? Dude, it blowing your mind yet?"- America, Hetalia
(This is the full blwon-out Britain rant... yeah I listened to it a bunch of times just so I can get it word for word)
"You don't know me! I'm the United bloody Kingdom and I can hold my liquor better than you any day! SHUT UP! I felt bad for how old frog-face was treating you so I saved your ass! I thought we could be friends and bond over our mutual hatred toward France but, uh-uh. YOU DIDN'T WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH ME! YOU JUST WANTED TO TELL ME TO TELL YOU WHAT TO DO! AND YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ANYWAYS! I THINK THAT'S TOTAL BOLLOCKS!"- Drunk Britain
When Canada went to go curse out America and America says " Sup Canadia!"
And all that other junk happens and Poor Canada goes home and Kuma says " Who are you?" and he says " I'm Canadia..."
I agree! You don’t know me!. Im the united bloody kingdom and I can hold my liquor better than you any day! (Brittan) MAN UP, OR I'LL BEAT YOU WITH MY PEACE PRIZE! MAN UP OR I'LL BEAT YOU WITH MY PEACE PRIZE!!!
gotta love switzerland! Oh, the irony.
China: "would you guys like to sample some chinese tasty treat?"
Brittan+France: "WE'LL JUST GET HUNGRY AGAIN!!"
so true. and one last one from our little Italy:
"WWaah! I'm so sorry, you were right!I am not a box of tomatoes fairies at all! It was all lies! Lies! Lies!" (take a deep breath here) "Please don't shoot me, I'm too young to die, and what if I don't die, but I'm just mortally wounded and forced to lie there in there in misery in a pool of my own blood? Please I'll do anything! well, i mean within reason, I DON'T WANT TO DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!"
Aah, episode two. good times. I love how italians talk. whenever my relatives come over this is what my house sounds like.
I can't belive this one hasn't been posted yet:
"CHINA! I CHOOSE YOU!"
also
"I'm Canadia"
~From the soon-to-be-famous Kirby163~
HERE ARE MINE. :D
1) "Ice cream?! Dude, I'm totally coming over there to hug you!"
2) "HOW THE HOLY FUUUUHRER DID HE GET INTO MY BED?! D:"
3) "Ya dun know me! I'm the Uni'ed bloody Kingdom and I can 'old my locker better than you any day!"
4) "I'm here to make friends with some whales! :D"
... And basically anything said by America ever.
Ahaha! I totally forgot about Canadia!
Then again, I guess it's not uncommon...
One with Cuba:
"What makes you think that I'm America?"
"Cause I can smell the hamburgers and arrogance from here"
"Look I'm Canada! You can tell by the flag on my backpack, my cheap perscriptions, and my lack of gun crime! So kindly stop calling me America or I'll kindly request you cease!"
"So you're America's little whipping boy huh?"
"BUT I'M CANADAAAA!"
Poor Canada.
~From the soon-to-be-famous Kirby163~
"I will punch you in the throat!" -Germany
"Don't shoot the virgin!" -Italy
"I'm not really the box of tomato fairy!" -Italy
"Man up or I will beat you with my piece prize!" -Sweden
"Mustache." - S. Italy
"What the holy fuhrer?!" -Germany
You cannot out run darkness, only accept it.
I will let no one stand in my way.
My style is my soul.
"HEY DUDE! Russia, can you like make 10000, 25cm condoms!"
)
"Germany, i was cureaning this dorufin stu mess, when i found this note on the furoor" engrish lolz
"YOU AN ASS!"
"Before i tell you, i has sumting i vant to say, and it goes a little sumting like this, LECKEN MINE BALLS!!!!"
"HEY AUSTRIA!! it must suck balls to have Silesia taken away by france (but he says it really weird, like for-sau??
........pretty much anything that comes out of Austria's mouth cause his accent is hilarious....
*smack* *smack* *smack* *smack* *smack* *smack* *smack* "YOU ARE AN ASS!"
".....What is this vierdo?"
OH WAIT, ONE MORE "SEX IS A VALID WORKOUT!!!!!"
"With you and Mr. Pillow it's only half as scary." America
"I can't be scared 'cause video games are about death and winning, and I'm America. Right on!"
"You wine sucking tool!" Britain
"I'm freezing my berries off!" America <- I use this too often and my guy friends always feel the need to state that I don't have berries to freeze off.
"Cultural reform is so warm and fuzzy."- Japan
"Check it out yo, how kick ass is my new fighter plane of doom? Dude, it blowing your mind yet?"- America, Hetalia
(This is the full blwon-out Britain rant... yeah I listened to it a bunch of times just so I can get it word for word)
"You don't know me! I'm the United bloody Kingdom and I can hold my liquor better than you any day! SHUT UP! I felt bad for how old frog-face was treating you so I saved your ass! I thought we could be friends and bond over our mutual hatred toward France but, uh-uh. YOU DIDN'T WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH ME! YOU JUST WANTED TO TELL ME TO TELL YOU WHAT TO DO! AND YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ANYWAYS! I THINK THAT'S TOTAL BOLLOCKS!"- Drunk Britain
I sometimes like to believe I'm witty, so check out my blog!
DUB
"HONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHON" - France
Almost anything that the narrator says
LICKEN MEIN BALLS - Germany
SUB
My user name is a dead giveaway, but
KoruKoruKoruKoruKoru - Russia
Kesesesesesesesesese - Prussia
When Canada went to go curse out America and America says " Sup Canadia!"
And all that other junk happens and Poor Canada goes home and Kuma says " Who are you?" and he says " I'm Canadia..."
I agree!
You don’t know me!. Im the united bloody kingdom and I can hold my liquor better than you any day! (Brittan)
MAN UP, OR I'LL BEAT YOU WITH MY PEACE PRIZE!
(take a deep breath here)
"Please don't shoot me, I'm too young to die, and what if I don't die, but I'm just mortally wounded and forced to lie there in there in misery in a pool of my own blood? Please I'll do anything! well, i mean within reason, I DON'T WANT TO DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!"
MAN UP OR I'LL BEAT YOU WITH MY PEACE PRIZE!!!
gotta love switzerland! Oh, the irony.
China: "would you guys like to sample some chinese tasty treat?"
Brittan+France: "WE'LL JUST GET HUNGRY AGAIN!!"
so true. and one last one from our little Italy:
"WWaah! I'm so sorry, you were right!I am not a box of tomatoes fairies at all! It was all lies! Lies! Lies!"
Aah, episode two. good times. I love how italians talk. whenever my relatives come over this is what my house sounds like.