My ship would be named The Intrepid Explorer! My crew would be made up of my friends Jon, Jeremy and Jessi along with whatever riff-raff that seems like they would be fun to have along. We would not be a pillaging ship, but one that would search for new, uninhabited lands to bring back rare wonders to sell for great profits. Our flag would be a skull and crossed sight glasses. Our defenses would consist of a high cruising speed and unparalleled knowledge of the sea, letting us outrun and hide. Our hold would be smaller than most, so that we don't over saturate the market when we bring our rarities and to assist our nimbleness.
Hmm let's see... I think my ship would be The Korn Sailer. The captain is a young lady named Torra who ate the cat cat fruit model Maltese Tiger! XD Her first mate is a close friend to her known as Dichiera the Demon summoner >w< And under him is Jetto King. We also have aboard our ship: Kohza, Siam, Natsu, Feliciano Vargas, Hikaru Hitachiin, Death the Kid, Allen Walker, Prince Ling, a few random people from my current job, my cat, and we also have Todd Haberkorn because we kidnapped him XD Which is also where we get our name the Moat Pirates (for anyone who understand that gag lol.) We wave a Team Haberkorn flag and sail the world looking for new characters of his to kidnap-- I MEAN... bring along
As you can tell I'm just being silly because I'm not in a creative mood this morning XD I tried lol.
My Pirate Crew would be called the Hoodlum Pirates, an up and coming group of youths who desire nothing but riches and new experiences for themselves.
The ship is called Niflheim, a somewhat futuristic vessel with both aerial and nautical abilities/traits. Deriving energy from the sun or the air, it sailed the New World with amazing speed and ferocious firepower. However, the crew's inexperience often mitigated its advantages (for the time being) and must so often rely on their own skills.
Crew
Captain Itsuki Minami: Formerly an Elite Bounty Hunter, he decided to abandon his profession and escape the shackles of society. As a result, he set out into the world, especially the Grand Line, as a bid for freedom and wealth. But to do so, he must set out on a constant quest to recruit like-minded individuals before going for the gold. A masterful Swordsman and Tracker by trade, Itsuki lets cunning rule his hand, specially in Sheathe Combat and Iaido. Some would say Itsuki never had to reveal his bladed edge; all it took was a brunt assault to end matters. In a matter of speaking his vast amount of charisma and willpower will let him face the odds, no matter how low the chance of success was. "Live high or die trying" he would say.
First Mate Rozeluxe Meitzen: Once a bored Islander, he made the acquaintance of Itsuki and was amazed with his stories of adventure and wealth, albeit obviously exaggerated. Having little to offer to the up and coming Captain, Rozeluxe pledged his loyalty and undying servitude to the young man, in exchange for wealth and power for him and his family. Although he was an individual with no special talents, Rozeluxe happened to come upon the Ekisho Ekisho no Mi, a Logia Type Devil Fruit that allowed the user to manipulate, control and become crystal. With constant training and live fire exercise from former Marine Kei Yume, Rozeluxe became a force to be reckoned with, even though he was brash and reckless most of the time, letting emotion rule his fighting style.
Navigator Shade Kagekyo: A Villager born with a blessing. He was raised from birth to be an expert in firearms, Shade garnered mastery over the art form and once he reached his early twenties, was slated to be a great Marine. However, he crushed all expectations when he revealed his desire to be a Pirate, well aware of the stigma and hatred his career path had. Shade possessed a unique form of eyesight, coincidently found his in his left eye that made him a valuable navigator. He was capable seeing through fog and many other hazards. Another boon was that it provided a clarity of vision no human could never calculate, granting him a dramatic increase in aim. However, its use taxed him greatly and once he reached the limit, it must be charged for twenty-four hours. During this period, his vision would be blurry and barely usable. A drawback was that intense light caused him great pain and discomfort.
Doctor En'enra: The current on board Doctor to the Hoodlum Pirates, En'enra was a former Spiritualist and Fortune teller who was intrigued by Itsuki's and Rozeluxe's desire for success, which mirrored a fortune he had previously performed. En'enra applied for membership and after a brief battle and a test of his medical knowledge, he joined the Hoodlum Pirates, promising the two that "he will not let either Captain die on his account" Although sometimes sarcastic, he admit that his gruff demeanor was merely a front and actually cared for the crew due to the respect he had for them that continues to grow daily.
Chef Kei Yume: An enigmatic yet psychotic individual with a hazy past, he had taken the path to piracy for unknown reasons, possibly as a means to start anew and escape the world behind him. Seeing piracy as the best choice for him, Kei wanted to experience new challenges, which may or may not lead to his death. In his misanthropic travels, he revealed little details about himself. However, he stated himself to be a former Marine who left the service after going on a rampage once he consumed Durimu Durimu no Mi, a Paramecia-type Devil Fruit that gave a user the ability to invoke dream-like hallucinations in their targets and possibly even more through bodily contact or excretion consumption. Having escaped the Marines, Kei lived a life on the run, barely getting by through his cooking, which was noted to be quite delicious but with extreme side effects due to his psychotic tendencies. Having met Itsuki after his recent string of escapades, he was formally recruited into his crew, after having a made a contract to be made the Chef, unwillingly signing his crew up for his cruel yet delectable concoctions.
Musician Ryuji Mamoru (Pending): Currently under trial and supervision by Itsuki, Ryuji was discovered on an unnamed floating town, playing for scraps and berries. While everyone ignored his music, Itsuki was immediately drawn to the tune brought forth by the musician, stated to be quite harmonious and beautiful. Ryuji was hired to play for the crew but the sound immediately horrified them. Ryuji reluctantly revealed that only a certain amount of people could hear his music while the rest either hear nothing or a distasteful noise. Acknowledging that this could be used for offensive purposes after a certain amount of training, Itsuki invited Ryuji to join his crew, citing that with their help, Ryuji may become the King of Musicians.
Sea King Leviathan: The name of a powerful Sea King, who, through the usage of Rozeluxe Meitzen's Haoshoku Haki had been submitted in allegiance to the Hoodlum Pirates, making him a powerful ally for the most troublesome of times. However, time passed, and Leviathan became friendly with the Hoodlum Pirates and eventually treated them as genuine friends and allies rather than lords and dictator. But Raze stated that if he were to ever go on an unwarranted rampage, the First Mate would not hesitate to subjugate him once again.
Dreams
Rozeluxe's Dream: To find a woman worth marrying and dying for. (Speculated)
En'enra: To ascertain enough power to become Immortal.
Kei: Travel the world and feed everyone his special cooking. (Speculated)
Itsuki: To simply gain enough riches to laze around and watch the clouds his entire life.(Supposed)
Ryuji: Be the King of Musicians.
Shade: Have a good time and bring honor to his village and family. Trivia
*Hoodlums refer to young thugs, ruffians, or misanthropes. This was established as a reference to the crew's own, young ages.
*Niflheim refers to Niflheimr, a world of cold constantly shrouded in mists, a burgeoning homage to the crew's status as pirates aboard the misty and cold seas of the world. Niflheim is also the world where the wicked dead are cast, subtly noting that the crew has forsaken their previous lives and joined together under the banner of "Niflheim".
*Leviathan is a direct reference to the Leviathan, a sea monster found in the Bible.
I captain JohnQ am About to set off on an adventure on the endless sea of eXistenZ, My ship, the "S.S. Rosencrantz ," decorated with a blue and Purple flag of lions representing my endless lust for glory, honor, and riches (without honor there would be no adventure) and a rough exterior hull of a Vibrant shade of Royal purple, fashionable yet completely durable to endure the attacking gods of the ocean and the sky. My crew consisting of close friends, and trusted comrades who will follow me their doom whether it be ship wrecked, or to sink to the bottom of their gum gum fruit graves, they are First Mate Julio G. he is in-charge of the navigational demands and operating the ships movement, Maximilian who has the eyes of a hawk, and ears of a bat, and precision of ace marksman who shall be on the look out for enemy pirate ships and land or some form of beast our wonderful chef can cook up, Pvt. Potato Skinner Torres is that very cook his skills in the kitchen are almost as remarkable as his ability to digest the very food he makes...almost. What is a ship without the woman who know how to combat like non other man but, FranFey her skill with a gun is remarkable and she can operate the cannons with no mistakes.Twins sisters Saige and Caige, are some of the only woman I can trust with a blade choosing from 4 different swords of their library of 6 armed with double blades, or even poisoned tipped so we can take not just any loot from an enemy ship, but prisoners as well. Knowing that the grand line along with any of the places we stop on the way can be all work, My trusted lieutenant "AllinForms" can keep us relaxed with the mystical tunes of Nujabes and other well sculpted artists, along with keeping us energized with battle music so we know are heads are into the actual fight and we can stay focused, cause on the grand line...its always winner takes all....I must give a thanks to all of my crew members and hope to make possible friends and acquaintances, the more the merrier because with no moral or honor, we'd be nothing but thugs and enemies to the world, our only goal is to live on and find a better tomorrow, the less people to get hurt or negatively affected by our choice of path the better!
Hmmm...I think I would have a grand ship called The Apocalypse. It would be a dark ship with charcoal sails and black wood for its body. The prow would feature a grinning death's head made of tarnished silver. The masts and spokes of the steering wheel would be cut to resemble finger bones. The flag would have an design featuring a scythe and ax crossed with a blade set point down in the middle. The captain's box would be an enclosure made to resemble a clawed hand, the fingers curled forward to shade the wheel. A trio of cannons would run along each side of the ship, able to spit corrosive balls of pitch from leering demon mouths. The crew would be made up of the damned of the earth, those that have done things that are beyond redemption and are made to serve the rest of their lives as slaves. It's a dark little portrait I paint, but I figured many of the others will be free-spirited and light, so...
My ship would be the Black Fortress. It would be composed of the most sinister and dependable characters from popular cartoons and anime. We would rule the grand line with an iron fist!!!!!!!!!!!
Giovanni the leader of Team Rocket in Pokemon would be my captain.
I would have two 1st mates. Scanty and Kneesocks from Panty and stocking with garterbelt.
Other members include:
Eric Cartman from south park and Stewie Griffin from Family Guy.
Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean.
Pride from Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood
Jordan Von Strangle from the fairly odd parents
Roger Klotz from Doug
Winslow from catdog
Skrawl from chalkzone
This crew would OWN any other ship that would be so unfortunate to cross my path!!!!!!
My group would be called the Last Chance Romance pirates. Our ship is called Bad Medicine.
The Captain would be Shawn Connery.
The Swordmans would be Steven Seagal
The Cook would be Martha Stewart (Post-Prison)
Musician would Jon Bon Jovi ( Theme song would be Wanted: Dead or Alive)
Shipwright would be Macgyver (He could fix anything with anything)
The ships doctor would be Leonard "Bones" McCoy
Sniper would be Tim the Enchanter (Weakness: Killer rabbits)
Extra Crew Memebers:
Baxter the dog (From Archorman) - because he can eat a whole block of cheese,.communicate with bears and speak spanish. Plus he is very portable.
My ship will be called The Thousand Merry
Captain:Monkey D. Luffy and the Crew members are:
Nastu
Chopper
Naruto
Nami
Sanji
Cloud
Sora
Leon Kennedy
Sonic
Axel
Robin
Franky
And They will Travel round the world to make their dreams come true and to protect whats most inportant to them and beat anybody that gets in there way.
My ship's name would be called Zero Ship, because any ship passing by won't be standing besides ours!
Very Similar to the One Piece characters, non the less here are the fictional characters.
My crews are consists of Joe the break dancer with the ability to master sword techniques using his toes, Melinda the typical princess, whose been captured by pirates, whose been rescued by me, Doc the guy who maintenance the ship and invents weapons, etc, and Karen the expeditionist wants to find her missing mother lost in the sea.
And of course, me the Captain! My initial idea of being a captain is to save civilians from pirates, but after countless of failed savings, I'll made very few friends and made many enemies along the way. Oh, I almost forgot to tell you, I was somehow born with the powers of being Immortal.
I think mine would be called the Thousand Funi-Go and it would consist of all the english voice actors for the Straw Hat crew, Colleen Clinkenbeard, Christopher R. Sabat, Luci Christian, Sonny Strait, Eric Vale, Brina Palencia, Stephanie Young and Patrick Seitz. I would like to have some of the people that make the the Funimation dub so great, too. People like Mike McFarland and Scott Sager, just to name a couple. And I think I'll add a couple more girls, too, like Charlene Ingram, Monica Rial and Caitlin Glass . And you know what... J. Michael Tatum, cause that guy f-ing rocks.
My ship would be named The Intrepid Explorer! My crew would be made up of my friends Jon, Jeremy and Jessi along with whatever riff-raff that seems like they would be fun to have along. We would not be a pillaging ship, but one that would search for new, uninhabited lands to bring back rare wonders to sell for great profits. Our flag would be a skull and crossed sight glasses. Our defenses would consist of a high cruising speed and unparalleled knowledge of the sea, letting us outrun and hide. Our hold would be smaller than most, so that we don't over saturate the market when we bring our rarities and to assist our nimbleness.
Hmm let's see... I think my ship would be The Korn Sailer. The captain is a young lady named Torra who ate the cat cat fruit model Maltese Tiger! XD Her first mate is a close friend to her known as Dichiera the Demon summoner >w< And under him is Jetto King. We also have aboard our ship: Kohza, Siam, Natsu, Feliciano Vargas, Hikaru Hitachiin, Death the Kid, Allen Walker, Prince Ling, a few random people from my current job, my cat, and we also have Todd Haberkorn because we kidnapped him XD Which is also where we get our name the Moat Pirates (for anyone who understand that gag lol.)
We wave a Team Haberkorn flag and sail the world looking for new characters of his to kidnap-- I MEAN... bring along 
As you can tell I'm just being silly because I'm not in a creative mood this morning XD I tried lol.
Don't worry, I already know I'm crazy.
My Pirate Crew would be called the Hoodlum Pirates, an up and coming group of youths who desire nothing but riches and new experiences for themselves.
The ship is called Niflheim, a somewhat futuristic vessel with both aerial and nautical abilities/traits. Deriving energy from the sun or the air, it sailed the New World with amazing speed and ferocious firepower. However, the crew's inexperience often mitigated its advantages (for the time being) and must so often rely on their own skills.
Crew
Captain Itsuki Minami: Formerly an Elite Bounty Hunter, he decided to abandon his profession and escape the shackles of society. As a result, he set out into the world, especially the Grand Line, as a bid for freedom and wealth. But to do so, he must set out on a constant quest to recruit like-minded individuals before going for the gold. A masterful Swordsman and Tracker by trade, Itsuki lets cunning rule his hand, specially in Sheathe Combat and Iaido. Some would say Itsuki never had to reveal his bladed edge; all it took was a brunt assault to end matters. In a matter of speaking his vast amount of charisma and willpower will let him face the odds, no matter how low the chance of success was. "Live high or die trying" he would say.
First Mate Rozeluxe Meitzen: Once a bored Islander, he made the acquaintance of Itsuki and was amazed with his stories of adventure and wealth, albeit obviously exaggerated. Having little to offer to the up and coming Captain, Rozeluxe pledged his loyalty and undying servitude to the young man, in exchange for wealth and power for him and his family. Although he was an individual with no special talents, Rozeluxe happened to come upon the Ekisho Ekisho no Mi, a Logia Type Devil Fruit that allowed the user to manipulate, control and become crystal. With constant training and live fire exercise from former Marine Kei Yume, Rozeluxe became a force to be reckoned with, even though he was brash and reckless most of the time, letting emotion rule his fighting style.
Navigator Shade Kagekyo: A Villager born with a blessing. He was raised from birth to be an expert in firearms, Shade garnered mastery over the art form and once he reached his early twenties, was slated to be a great Marine. However, he crushed all expectations when he revealed his desire to be a Pirate, well aware of the stigma and hatred his career path had. Shade possessed a unique form of eyesight, coincidently found his in his left eye that made him a valuable navigator. He was capable seeing through fog and many other hazards. Another boon was that it provided a clarity of vision no human could never calculate, granting him a dramatic increase in aim. However, its use taxed him greatly and once he reached the limit, it must be charged for twenty-four hours. During this period, his vision would be blurry and barely usable. A drawback was that intense light caused him great pain and discomfort.
Doctor En'enra: The current on board Doctor to the Hoodlum Pirates, En'enra was a former Spiritualist and Fortune teller who was intrigued by Itsuki's and Rozeluxe's desire for success, which mirrored a fortune he had previously performed. En'enra applied for membership and after a brief battle and a test of his medical knowledge, he joined the Hoodlum Pirates, promising the two that "he will not let either Captain die on his account" Although sometimes sarcastic, he admit that his gruff demeanor was merely a front and actually cared for the crew due to the respect he had for them that continues to grow daily.
Chef Kei Yume: An enigmatic yet psychotic individual with a hazy past, he had taken the path to piracy for unknown reasons, possibly as a means to start anew and escape the world behind him. Seeing piracy as the best choice for him, Kei wanted to experience new challenges, which may or may not lead to his death. In his misanthropic travels, he revealed little details about himself. However, he stated himself to be a former Marine who left the service after going on a rampage once he consumed Durimu Durimu no Mi, a Paramecia-type Devil Fruit that gave a user the ability to invoke dream-like hallucinations in their targets and possibly even more through bodily contact or excretion consumption. Having escaped the Marines, Kei lived a life on the run, barely getting by through his cooking, which was noted to be quite delicious but with extreme side effects due to his psychotic tendencies. Having met Itsuki after his recent string of escapades, he was formally recruited into his crew, after having a made a contract to be made the Chef, unwillingly signing his crew up for his cruel yet delectable concoctions.
Musician Ryuji Mamoru (Pending): Currently under trial and supervision by Itsuki, Ryuji was discovered on an unnamed floating town, playing for scraps and berries. While everyone ignored his music, Itsuki was immediately drawn to the tune brought forth by the musician, stated to be quite harmonious and beautiful. Ryuji was hired to play for the crew but the sound immediately horrified them. Ryuji reluctantly revealed that only a certain amount of people could hear his music while the rest either hear nothing or a distasteful noise. Acknowledging that this could be used for offensive purposes after a certain amount of training, Itsuki invited Ryuji to join his crew, citing that with their help, Ryuji may become the King of Musicians.
Sea King Leviathan: The name of a powerful Sea King, who, through the usage of Rozeluxe Meitzen's Haoshoku Haki had been submitted in allegiance to the Hoodlum Pirates, making him a powerful ally for the most troublesome of times. However, time passed, and Leviathan became friendly with the Hoodlum Pirates and eventually treated them as genuine friends and allies rather than lords and dictator. But Raze stated that if he were to ever go on an unwarranted rampage, the First Mate would not hesitate to subjugate him once again.
Dreams
Rozeluxe's Dream: To find a woman worth marrying and dying for. (Speculated)
En'enra: To ascertain enough power to become Immortal.
Kei: Travel the world and feed everyone his special cooking. (Speculated)
Itsuki: To simply gain enough riches to laze around and watch the clouds his entire life.(Supposed)
Ryuji: Be the King of Musicians.
Shade: Have a good time and bring honor to his village and family.
Trivia
*Hoodlums refer to young thugs, ruffians, or misanthropes. This was established as a reference to the crew's own, young ages.
*Niflheim refers to Niflheimr, a world of cold constantly shrouded in mists, a burgeoning homage to the crew's status as pirates aboard the misty and cold seas of the world. Niflheim is also the world where the wicked dead are cast, subtly noting that the crew has forsaken their previous lives and joined together under the banner of "Niflheim".
*Leviathan is a direct reference to the Leviathan, a sea monster found in the Bible.
I captain JohnQ am About to set off on an adventure on the endless sea of eXistenZ, My ship, the "S.S. Rosencrantz ," decorated with a blue and Purple flag of lions representing my endless lust for glory, honor, and riches (without honor there would be no adventure) and a rough exterior hull of a Vibrant shade of Royal purple, fashionable yet completely durable to endure the attacking gods of the ocean and the sky. My crew consisting of close friends, and trusted comrades who will follow me their doom whether it be ship wrecked, or to sink to the bottom of their gum gum fruit graves, they are First Mate Julio G. he is in-charge of the navigational demands and operating the ships movement, Maximilian who has the eyes of a hawk, and ears of a bat, and precision of ace marksman who shall be on the look out for enemy pirate ships and land or some form of beast our wonderful chef can cook up, Pvt. Potato Skinner Torres is that very cook his skills in the kitchen are almost as remarkable as his ability to digest the very food he makes...almost. What is a ship without the woman who know how to combat like non other man but, FranFey her skill with a gun is remarkable and she can operate the cannons with no mistakes.Twins sisters Saige and Caige, are some of the only woman I can trust with a blade choosing from 4 different swords of their library of 6 armed with double blades, or even poisoned tipped so we can take not just any loot from an enemy ship, but prisoners as well. Knowing that the grand line along with any of the places we stop on the way can be all work, My trusted lieutenant "AllinForms" can keep us relaxed with the mystical tunes of Nujabes and other well sculpted artists, along with keeping us energized with battle music so we know are heads are into the actual fight and we can stay focused, cause on the grand line...its always winner takes all....I must give a thanks to all of my crew members and hope to make possible friends and acquaintances, the more the merrier because with no moral or honor, we'd be nothing but thugs and enemies to the world, our only goal is to live on and find a better tomorrow, the less people to get hurt or negatively affected by our choice of path the better!
Hmmm...I think I would have a grand ship called The Apocalypse. It would be a dark ship with charcoal sails and black wood for its body. The prow would feature a grinning death's head made of tarnished silver. The masts and spokes of the steering wheel would be cut to resemble finger bones. The flag would have an design featuring a scythe and ax crossed with a blade set point down in the middle. The captain's box would be an enclosure made to resemble a clawed hand, the fingers curled forward to shade the wheel. A trio of cannons would run along each side of the ship, able to spit corrosive balls of pitch from leering demon mouths. The crew would be made up of the damned of the earth, those that have done things that are beyond redemption and are made to serve the rest of their lives as slaves. It's a dark little portrait I paint, but I figured many of the others will be free-spirited and light, so...
Hmmm...
My ship would be the Black Fortress. It would be composed of the most sinister and dependable characters from popular cartoons and anime. We would rule the grand line with an iron fist!!!!!!!!!!!
Giovanni the leader of Team Rocket in Pokemon would be my captain.
I would have two 1st mates. Scanty and Kneesocks from Panty and stocking with garterbelt.
Other members include:
Eric Cartman from south park and Stewie Griffin from Family Guy.
Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean.
Pride from Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood
Jordan Von Strangle from the fairly odd parents
Roger Klotz from Doug
Winslow from catdog
Skrawl from chalkzone
This crew would OWN any other ship that would be so unfortunate to cross my path!!!!!!
My group would be called the Last Chance Romance pirates. Our ship is called Bad Medicine.
The Captain would be Shawn Connery.
The Swordmans would be Steven Seagal
The Cook would be Martha Stewart (Post-Prison)
Musician would Jon Bon Jovi ( Theme song would be Wanted: Dead or Alive)
Shipwright would be Macgyver (He could fix anything with anything)
The ships doctor would be Leonard "Bones" McCoy
Sniper would be Tim the Enchanter (Weakness: Killer rabbits)
Extra Crew Memebers:
Baxter the dog (From Archorman) - because he can eat a whole block of cheese,.communicate with bears and speak spanish. Plus he is very portable.
My ship will be called The Thousand Merry
Captain:Monkey D. Luffy and the Crew members are:
Nastu
Chopper
Naruto
Nami
Sanji
Cloud
Sora
Leon Kennedy
Sonic
Axel
Robin
Franky
And They will Travel round the world to make their dreams come true and to protect whats most inportant to them and beat anybody that gets in there way.
My ship's name would be called Zero Ship, because any ship passing by won't be standing besides ours!
Very Similar to the One Piece characters, non the less here are the fictional characters.
My crews are consists of Joe the break dancer with the ability to master sword techniques using his toes, Melinda the typical princess, whose been captured by pirates, whose been rescued by me, Doc the guy who maintenance the ship and invents weapons, etc, and Karen the expeditionist wants to find her missing mother lost in the sea.
And of course, me the Captain! My initial idea of being a captain is to save civilians from pirates, but after countless of failed savings, I'll made very few friends and made many enemies along the way. Oh, I almost forgot to tell you, I was somehow born with the powers of being Immortal.
I think mine would be called the Thousand Funi-Go and it would consist of all the english voice actors for the Straw Hat crew, Colleen Clinkenbeard, Christopher R. Sabat, Luci Christian, Sonny Strait, Eric Vale, Brina Palencia, Stephanie Young and Patrick Seitz. I would like to have some of the people that make the the Funimation dub so great, too. People like Mike McFarland and Scott Sager, just to name a couple. And I think I'll add a couple more girls, too, like Charlene Ingram, Monica Rial and Caitlin Glass
. And you know what... J. Michael Tatum, cause that guy f-ing rocks.
Man, I'm such a suck up.