So, today at lunch the topic of fan fiction came up - the kind that make you wish it was canon and the kind you hope never will become so. We also talked about Fan Fiction Friday over on our friend, Rob Bricken's, site. Rob MST3K's one fic every Friday. Please note that Fan Fiction Friday is definitely not safe for work or minors, but is hilarious. Inspired by this, we have decided to hold a contest.
After we get enough entries, the FUNimation staff (basically those that were there during lunch) will choose the best one. The lucky winner will be awarded with one box set of their choice. The box set can be anything that has been released within the past year. It can be any number of episodes as long as it is one box set.
HOW TO ENTER:
Reply to this thread with your best (read worst, cringe-worthy even) fan fiction title. Puns and other wordplay are welcome. The funnier it is, the better.
RULES FOR ENTERING:
All submissions must be original. Please do not intentionally list any actual fan fiction title. All submissions must also be work-safe. No swearing, crude, or offensive language.
DEADLINE:
October 31, 2011
Have fun and tell your friends.






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Tenchi Wars Episode 1: The Ryoko Menace.
The Back-Slap Fu Manchu
One Piece: Luffy Goes to College
Sergent Frog: Disco Frog 2 Electric Boogaloo
[Entry disqualfied - All entries must not contain crude language. Double entendres are your friend.]
The Ladies of Baccano: Blood Is Coming From Down There
Fanius Fictitious: Attorney at Lawl - Murder on 1337 Publish Street
Takumi? More like Tanuki!: Initial D
My Favorite Ramen: Great Teacher Onizuka
Honey-chan's Sticky Situation : Ouran Host Club
No One Wants to Try Italy's Secret Sauce: Hetalia
Bundt Cake : Dance in the Vampire Bund
One Piece: Rise of the Great Pirate Era