In honor of the greatest Internet holiday ever, International Talk Like a Pirate Day, we're giving you a chance to win some One Piece treasure.
Reply to this thread with your own piratical adventure (in pirate speech, of course) for a chance to win:
One Piece Collection 1 - Episodes 1-26 - Out Now!
One Piece Collection 2 - Episodes 27-53 - Out 9/27 Pre-order!
One Piece glow in the dark 1000 piece puzzle
One Piece 3-ring binder
One Piece Luffy t-shirt XL size
As this is a random drawing, your adventure can be any length.
You must be at least 18-years-old to enter. This contest does not count towards the 3-win limit. This contest is only open to U.S. residents, but we're working on Canada for future contests. You may only enter once.
You have until 5:00 p.m. CST on September 26 to enter. This OP will be updated with the winners next week. This contest is closed.
Click here for Official Rules.
Winnarrr! List:
- AnimeGeek120 - Thanks for posting your adventure.
<-- shipped 9/27






yar matey I be not thee adventuring type I'm a hardy landlover.
(but I still want that there One Piece booty)
Yarrr me hearties, I be pwnin' landlubbers in the League of Legends with ye mighty pirate, Gangplank, in celebration o' this grand affair. I be sending noobs to the briny deep with me trusty pistol. Yohoho and a bottle o' rum.
Don't forget. Always, somewhere, someone is fighting for you.
As long as you remember Her, you are not alone.
yar matey I be thee adventuring type, I be goin' t' school tonight t' learn some important stuff, and find treaaye after words gettin' some meat!
yar matey I be thee adventuring type, I be goin' t' school tonight t' learn some important stuff, and find treaaye after words gettin' some meat!
Ahoy, matey! Ye got some right fine prizes thar. I be shippin' out soon and would fancy me some of them thar One Piece DVDs for the voyage!
Tis be a lard to enter this bout. ye be best giving the grub over to me. cause no one wins on a empty stomach. this round is on me mateys so drown ye tears of happiness.
Ye see, I ben out to sea and conquered the mightiest the ocean can throw and am part o the Order of the Golden Dragon fer crossin the International Date Line. Unlike most of ye pollywogs an any few shellbacks roamin around, I done so in a warship o the finest quality that could be beneath the mighty waves, deep in Davy Jones Lcoker. Wen we crossed that line, we were not fearin death cause our course was blessed and nestled deeply in the protection of King Neptune himself.
This is the least witty signature you have ever seen.
Arrr matey, me first mate and I are constantly on the look for for good treasure to pillage and plunder, which is our mandate for our weekly voyages to the local market. We have never steered off course in our pursuit for the finest swag one one fine day, we unearthed the most beautiful Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood DVD set our eyes ever did see. A fine piece of work it was, me first mate and I instantly snatched it before the rival pirates could get their filthy hands on it and claimed the DVD for our own.
The people who look at you strangly when you suddenly burst into song and dance are just jealous that they were not cast in a starring role.
'Twas just a wee lad of sev'n whence I went to th' beach wit me kin. I embarked to cath a few o dem waves on me raft whilst me mudder was distracted.
Davey Jones was angry that day my lads. No sooner had embarked then I was picked up by a mighty wave an carried off inta th' sea. I struggled back to my raft and looked around t'find that the shore was slowly disappearin' like so many ghost vessels.
I was stranded for a quarter of a turn of th hour glass an panic struck. My only chance was t' swim th' raft back ta shore. As I struggled I peered into th waters an saw a mighty sting ray. I carried me raft above me head the rest o' th' way ta shore as I realized I was sill in shallow waters. It was a shame it was an true as the scales on a fish I tell ye.
Dyarr.
Cap'n Matt