"If you had a Butler, how would you have them wake you up in the morning"
My Butler would have one hell of a fight. But then again, he is one hell of a Butler.
First he'd be gentle, shaking my shoulder and whispering my name. I would, summarily ignore him.
After leaving me for a few more minuets, he'd return to give me a shake and a stern request to get up. Again, I'll ignore him, or maybe swear at him if I'm especially grouchy.
He'd open the curtains and turn on the lights. I'd cover my head with the covers.
He'd pull the covers away, I'd growl at him.
He'd try to pull me from the bed, I'd whine and complain.
He'd blow an air horn, scrape his nail on a chalkboard, play loud rap music. I'd put the pillow over my head.
He'd splash water on my face, I'd roll over and away from him.
Finally, with a sigh, he'd call my name. When I finally look at him, he'd pull off his shirt and ask, very nicely.
"Please, mistress. For me."
And only then would I get up to face the day. Around noon. Rinse and repeat the next day.
"If you had a butler, how would you want him to wake you up in the morning?"
ok, first he'd need to play a mix CD that has the bands powerwolf, the builders and the butchers, murder by death, and Polish composer and virtuoso pianist Frederic Chopin on it, the music needs to be blasting in the hole house. then he needs to ready my saddle for my "Great Sabercat" (from dragon quest so i may make it to the dining area, i am to be treated with the finest of panda, and dolphin meat. but only the bad dolphins and pandas, that swear and treat others poorly. then he may take a break while i retire to my pony hunting range.
"If you had a butler, how would you want him to wake you up in the morning?"
I would want my butler to wake me up singing the lullaby used to wake me up as a child and then present an array of dishes fit for a queen with all of my favorite French foods like Nutella and crepes
"If you had a butler, how would you want him to wake you up in the morning?"
I would want my butler to wake me up singing the lullaby used to wake me up as a child and then present an array of dishes fit for a queen with all of my favorite French foods like Nutella and crepes
"If you had a butler, how would you want him to wake you up in the morning?"
If I had a butler, I would love to be awoken in the morning by the blinds being opened to allow for the sun to shine in and a beautiful piano or violin piece. After he would give me a relaxing message and a nice cup of my favourite breakfast blend coffee. That would be an amazingly blissful morning routine.
"If you had a butler, how would you want him to wake you up in the morning?"
I would have him bring me breakfast in bed, including waffles, a large vanilla shake, and bacon. He must have the TV ready with a new episode of anime, and he must let me sit there for about an hour while I enjoy meal. He will help me into my skinny jeans when i finish, and do my hair in a beautiful french braid (different style everyday) and tell me my squedule for the day (a quick morning kiss wouldnt hurt either)
"If you had a butler, how would you want him to wake you up in the morning?"
I would have him bring me breakfast in bed, including waffles, a large vanilla shake, and bacon. He must have the TV ready with a new episode of anime, and he must let me sit there for about an hour while I enjoy meal. He will help me into my skinny jeans when i finish, and do my hair in a beautiful french braid (different style everyday) and tell me my squedule for the day (a quick morning kiss wouldnt hurt either)
"If you had a butler, how would you want him to wake you up in the morning?"
I would have him bring me breakfast in bed, including waffles, a large vanilla shake, and bacon. He must have the TV ready with a new episode of anime, and he must let me sit there for about an hour while I enjoy meal. He will help me into my skinny jeans when i finish, and do my hair in a beautiful french braid (different style everyday) and tell me my squedule for the day (a quick morning kiss wouldnt hurt either)
"If you had a butler, how would you want him to wake you up in the morning?"
I would have him bring me breakfast in bed, including waffles, a large vanilla shake, and bacon. He must have the TV ready with a new episode of anime, and he must let me sit there for about an hour while I enjoy meal. He will help me into my skinny jeans when i finish, and do my hair in a beautiful french braid (different style everyday) and tell me my squedule for the day (a quick morning kiss wouldnt hurt either)
"If you had a Butler, how would you have them wake you up in the morning"
My Butler would have one hell of a fight. But then again, he is one hell of a Butler.
First he'd be gentle, shaking my shoulder and whispering my name. I would, summarily ignore him.
After leaving me for a few more minuets, he'd return to give me a shake and a stern request to get up. Again, I'll ignore him, or maybe swear at him if I'm especially grouchy.
He'd open the curtains and turn on the lights. I'd cover my head with the covers.
He'd pull the covers away, I'd growl at him.
He'd try to pull me from the bed, I'd whine and complain.
He'd blow an air horn, scrape his nail on a chalkboard, play loud rap music. I'd put the pillow over my head.
He'd splash water on my face, I'd roll over and away from him.
Finally, with a sigh, he'd call my name. When I finally look at him, he'd pull off his shirt and ask, very nicely.
"Please, mistress. For me."
And only then would I get up to face the day. Around noon. Rinse and repeat the next day.
"If you had a butler, how would you want him to wake you up in the morning?"
ok, first he'd need to play a mix CD that has the bands powerwolf, the builders and the butchers, murder by death, and Polish composer and virtuoso pianist Frederic Chopin on it, the music needs to be blasting in the hole house. then he needs to ready my saddle for my "Great Sabercat" (from dragon quest
so i may make it to the dining area, i am to be treated with the finest of panda, and dolphin meat. but only the bad dolphins and pandas, that swear and treat others poorly. then he may take a break while i retire to my pony hunting range.
let me know when i win.
"If you had a butler, how would you want him to wake you up in the morning?"
I would want my butler to wake me up singing the lullaby used to wake me up as a child and then present an array of dishes fit for a queen with all of my favorite French foods like Nutella and crepes
"If you had a butler, how would you want him to wake you up in the morning?"
I would want my butler to wake me up singing the lullaby used to wake me up as a child and then present an array of dishes fit for a queen with all of my favorite French foods like Nutella and crepes
"If you had a butler, how would you want him to wake you up in the morning?"
i would have my butler (sebastian) wake me up by giving me a shake and breakfast in bed
"If you had a butler, how would you want him to wake you up in the morning?"
If I had a butler, I would love to be awoken in the morning by the blinds being opened to allow for the sun to shine in and a beautiful piano or violin piece. After he would give me a relaxing message and a nice cup of my favourite breakfast blend coffee.
That would be an amazingly blissful morning routine.
"If you had a butler, how would you want him to wake you up in the morning?"
I would have him bring me breakfast in bed, including waffles, a large vanilla shake, and bacon. He must have the TV ready with a new episode of anime, and he must let me sit there for about an hour while I enjoy meal. He will help me into my skinny jeans when i finish, and do my hair in a beautiful french braid (different style everyday) and tell me my squedule for the day (a quick morning kiss wouldnt hurt either)
AWKWARD........
"If you had a butler, how would you want him to wake you up in the morning?"
I would have him bring me breakfast in bed, including waffles, a large vanilla shake, and bacon. He must have the TV ready with a new episode of anime, and he must let me sit there for about an hour while I enjoy meal. He will help me into my skinny jeans when i finish, and do my hair in a beautiful french braid (different style everyday) and tell me my squedule for the day (a quick morning kiss wouldnt hurt either)
AWKWARD........
"If you had a butler, how would you want him to wake you up in the morning?"
I would have him bring me breakfast in bed, including waffles, a large vanilla shake, and bacon. He must have the TV ready with a new episode of anime, and he must let me sit there for about an hour while I enjoy meal. He will help me into my skinny jeans when i finish, and do my hair in a beautiful french braid (different style everyday) and tell me my squedule for the day (a quick morning kiss wouldnt hurt either)
AWKWARD........
"If you had a butler, how would you want him to wake you up in the morning?"
I would have him bring me breakfast in bed, including waffles, a large vanilla shake, and bacon. He must have the TV ready with a new episode of anime, and he must let me sit there for about an hour while I enjoy meal. He will help me into my skinny jeans when i finish, and do my hair in a beautiful french braid (different style everyday) and tell me my squedule for the day (a quick morning kiss wouldnt hurt either)
AWKWARD........