Preist- Now people when jesus turned water into wine, hold on and give me a second as i drink this water and poor wine into it. here we go okay that his magic.
Priest- Hey guys we don't have any holy water today because i used it to take a piss so for the people who were going to go and get baptized yeah ain't going to happen today or next week or maybe not even this month so yeah sorry.
Priest-I noticed that people were falling asleep during my sermons so now at the end of each sentence I'm gonna use an airhorn to keep you all awake for my three hour long sermon
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Theres a fine line between insanity and visionary unfortunatley you have to be a visionary to see it.
Fantasy is not a crime, go find your Castle in the Sky.
Priest-and here we have the ten commandments but act now and il throw in an addition ten for the low low price of 19.99!!!!! But wait theirs more order with your credit card in the next fifteen minutes and you'll revive a snuggy!!!!!!
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Theres a fine line between insanity and visionary unfortunatley you have to be a visionary to see it.
Fantasy is not a crime, go find your Castle in the Sky.
Priest- I will now show you my divine authority by handling this snake! .........just ignore the tag on it that says beanie baby
Theres a fine line between insanity and visionary unfortunatley you have to be a visionary to see it.
Fantasy is not a crime, go find your Castle in the Sky.
Preist- Now people when jesus turned water into wine, hold on and give me a second as i drink this water and poor wine into it. here we go okay that his magic.
POG life
Priest- ANd now we shall recite the ten commandments....by rapping!
Theres a fine line between insanity and visionary unfortunatley you have to be a visionary to see it.
Fantasy is not a crime, go find your Castle in the Sky.
Priest- God mold use into his image by clay not sand the bible is wrong on that.
POG life
Priest-So I was supposed to give a sermon today but ive got this wicked bad hangover soooooooooo...............
Theres a fine line between insanity and visionary unfortunatley you have to be a visionary to see it.
Fantasy is not a crime, go find your Castle in the Sky.
Priest- Hey guys we don't have any holy water today because i used it to take a piss so for the people who were going to go and get baptized yeah ain't going to happen today or next week or maybe not even this month so yeah sorry.
POG life
Priest-I noticed that people were falling asleep during my sermons so now at the end of each sentence I'm gonna use an airhorn to keep you all awake for my three hour long sermon
Theres a fine line between insanity and visionary unfortunatley you have to be a visionary to see it.
Fantasy is not a crime, go find your Castle in the Sky.
Priest- For every sin you've commeted and confess too, You'll reseive 1 llash with a wet noodle doubled each tilme.
I reject your reality and replace it with my own.
Priest-and here we have the ten commandments but act now and il throw in an addition ten for the low low price of 19.99!!!!! But wait theirs more order with your credit card in the next fifteen minutes and you'll revive a snuggy!!!!!!
Theres a fine line between insanity and visionary unfortunatley you have to be a visionary to see it.
Fantasy is not a crime, go find your Castle in the Sky.
Priest- when god says he going to strike you down he actually means he's going to bitch slap you.
POG life