Granted, but it turns out to be truly sweet, made completely out of candy, and not only does it start to melt onto you, then it rains and washes it all off of you. Now you get to Cosplay your favorite bath scene
I wish I could stay overnight in a haunted house and see a REAL ghost and capture the evidence on film/video/digital.
Granted, but everything you eat generates hydrogen gas in your body so as you get larger, the scale reads the same. Oh, and don't get near an open flame.
Granted, you get out of your normal time slot for algebra due to the 2 hour delay, but they hold the class 2 hours later when the college opens.
I wish I had a good drawing ability.
I'm right behind you...
Granted, but you're only good at drawing stuff nobody wants to see.
I wish Cat girls were real.
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"Murder is the only art a swordsman can practice. No ornamental words can change this."
Granted, but it turns out you are allergic to them, deathly allergic.
I wish I could go to San Diego Comic-Con.
I'm right behind you...
Granted, but you get delayed and arrive 2 hours before it shuts down.
I wish I had a sweet cosplay outfit for my next con
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"Murder is the only art a swordsman can practice. No ornamental words can change this."
Granted, but it turns out to be truly sweet, made completely out of candy, and not only does it start to melt onto you, then it rains and washes it all off of you. Now you get to Cosplay your favorite bath scene
I wish I could stay overnight in a haunted house and see a REAL ghost and capture the evidence on film/video/digital.
I'm right behind you...
Granted, but the ghost has real power and goes on a rampage chasing you around
I wish my cat would stop scratching my couch.
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"Murder is the only art a swordsman can practice. No ornamental words can change this."
Granted, but now your cat decides to start using your leg to satisfy its scratching needs.
I wish I could get a new computer.
I'm right behind you...
Granted, but it was "new" in 2000.
I wish I could eat and not gain weight.
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"Murder is the only art a swordsman can practice. No ornamental words can change this."
Granted, but everything you eat generates hydrogen gas in your body so as you get larger, the scale reads the same. Oh, and don't get near an open flame.
I wish I could time travel.
I'm right behind you...
Granted but you can only time travel 10 seconds into the past.
I wish I had a great singing voice
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"Murder is the only art a swordsman can practice. No ornamental words can change this."