Granted but it's sucking blood instead
I wish i had a monster truck
Great, just what I need, a vampire car.
Granted, but it's an actual monster and devours you the second you try to drive it.
I wish my ac wasn't so friggin heavy.
Granted, but it blows out spaghetti and meatballs instead of cool air.
I wish that my carpet didn't stink.
Granted, but the carpet is now upside down, revealing the horrors that caused the stink!
I wish I could join the SOS Brigade.
English dubs rule! Spread the love, raise the profit, get more anime.
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Granted, but now you have to help keep Haruhi from creating enclosed spaces.
I wish I was a master swordsman.
Granted, but you have no sword.
I wish for a universal remote that was truly universal.
Granted, but instead of batteries it requires the souls of little kids...creepy... *shivers*
I wish I had the time traveling DeLorean from Back to the Future.
Granted. But it only travels in time one second at a time.
I wish for more souls of little kids to power my universal remote.
Granted but it will cost one of your fingers per soul. Should we start calling you stubby yet?
I wish I was a ninja master
Granted but now you're a mutant turtle.
I wish I had Ash's Pikachu!
Granted but it's sucking blood instead
I wish i had a monster truck
Great, just what I need, a vampire car.
Granted, but it's an actual monster and devours you the second you try to drive it.
I wish my ac wasn't so friggin heavy.
Fu-chan Starfish Powers Activate!!!
Granted, but it blows out spaghetti and meatballs instead of cool air.
I wish that my carpet didn't stink.
Granted, but the carpet is now upside down, revealing the horrors that caused the stink!
I wish I could join the SOS Brigade.
English dubs rule! Spread the love, raise the profit, get more anime.
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Granted, but now you have to help keep Haruhi from creating enclosed spaces.
I wish I was a master swordsman.
Granted, but you have no sword.
I wish for a universal remote that was truly universal.
Being wrong is not a democracy!
Granted, but instead of batteries it requires the souls of little kids...creepy... *shivers*
I wish I had the time traveling DeLorean from Back to the Future.
Fu-chan Starfish Powers Activate!!!
Granted. But it only travels in time one second at a time.
I wish for more souls of little kids to power my universal remote.
Being wrong is not a democracy!
Granted but it will cost one of your fingers per soul. Should we start calling you stubby yet?
I wish I was a ninja master
Granted but now you're a mutant turtle.
I wish I had Ash's Pikachu!