Smurfs all over the world have entered their "Mating Season."
If the wind blows to the West, but my hat blows to the East, what is happening?
What does blue and green make?
A big freakin mess if it's poured on an angry Chihuahua.
Do you ever wonder......?
No Gigan can not beat King Kong at break dancing
How many fingers am I holding up?
The number of gnats buzzing your head indicates a ill omen.
If this is that, then what is "it"?
yes, i am your uncle's brother's nephew's cousin's former room mate in college.
what is cold fusion?
What is the average speed of an unlaiden swallow?
that's what she said.
how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
As much wood as it takes for Aardvarks to get laid while playing Parcheesi.
I wonder if people are truly strange?
Vegeta stole my oreos!
If a ninja trips in the forest and everybody saw it happen, why is he considered a ninja?