If a ninja trips in the forest and everybody saw it happen, why is he considered a ninja?
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"When you truly care about someone, you don't need any specific reasons to justify your feelings. If you don't know why you feel the way you do, then you can't lose that which causes you to care."
Smurfs all over the world have entered their "Mating Season."
If the wind blows to the West, but my hat blows to the East, what is happening?
“Imagination... its limits are only those of the mind itself.” - Rod Serling
Your Hungry.
What does blue and green make?
I reject your reality and replace it with my own.
A big freakin mess if it's poured on an angry Chihuahua.
Do you ever wonder......?
“Imagination... its limits are only those of the mind itself.” - Rod Serling
No Gigan can not beat King Kong at break dancing
How many fingers am I holding up?
"You know what you have to admire? A Catholic hit man who blesses himself just before he strangles someone."
The number of gnats buzzing your head indicates a ill omen.
If this is that, then what is "it"?
“Imagination... its limits are only those of the mind itself.” - Rod Serling
yes, i am your uncle's brother's nephew's cousin's former room mate in college.
what is cold fusion?
"You know what you have to admire? A Catholic hit man who blesses himself just before he strangles someone."
CHICKENS
What is the average speed of an unlaiden swallow?
that's what she said.
how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
"You know what you have to admire? A Catholic hit man who blesses himself just before he strangles someone."
As much wood as it takes for Aardvarks to get laid while playing Parcheesi.
I wonder if people are truly strange?
“Imagination... its limits are only those of the mind itself.” - Rod Serling
Vegeta stole my oreos!
If a ninja trips in the forest and everybody saw it happen, why is he considered a ninja?
"When you truly care about someone, you don't need any specific reasons to justify your feelings. If you don't know why you feel the way you do, then you can't lose that which causes you to care."