This contest is over.

Part 3 of 3. These fabled sweatpants belonged to Todd Haberkorn for use in his cosplay of Ling (Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood) at Anime Central 2010. For some completely noncanonical reason, Ling's quest for immortality somehow imbued these pants with the power to grant the wearer eternal life, under one condition -- the pants cannot be taken off for any reason. So, a question was posed to the fans. Keeping in mind you must continuously wear the Legendary Sweatpants of Immortality at all time, what would you do if you were granted eternal life?