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    You know what I'm about I'll cast the demons out...

    You know what I'm about
    I'll cast the demons out
    And I'll persist until the battle's won
    I'll feel your creeping flesh
    If you're to be possessed
    Then I will desecrate what you've become

    I see...
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    why my trainer makes me shoot this damn gun while...

    why my trainer makes me shoot this damn gun while i'm doing squats is beyond me.
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    *POOF* Granted! You now make 300k a year and...

    *POOF* Granted! You now make 300k a year and never have any time off to enjoy it.


    I Wish I had a Huge Farm so i could rescue all kinds of animals
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    Misty morning, clouds in the sky Without...

    Misty morning, clouds in the sky
    Without warning, the wizard walks by
    Casting his shadow, weaving his spell
    Funny clothes, tinkling bell

    Never talking
    Just keeps walking
    spreading his magic
    ...
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    My Wife and Daughter! Do you pick up...

    My Wife and Daughter!

    Do you pick up hitchhikers?
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    How did you know my brother was named Edward?

    How did you know my brother was named Edward?
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    Only if the chickens name is Gertrude, That chic...

    Only if the chickens name is Gertrude, That chic owes me money!

    How many dead travel agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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    I would accept the limitation of half my life and...

    I would accept the limitation of half my life and enjoy the rest of my days as a Blue Temple Viper in Asia being catered to by priests.

    What If: Snow was hot and snow flakes burned you
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    I would love him and squeeze him and call him...

    I would love him and squeeze him and call him George. Then I would get Bugs Bunny to help me take out his parents in the funniest way possible with some great classical music playing in the...
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    *POOF* Granted! You are now strapped down in a...

    *POOF* Granted! You are now strapped down in a chair surrounded by 2nd graders with joke books from the 20's.

    I Wish Bambi would get some therapy and stop committing suicide with my Jeep's.
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