Excel Saga is sorta too cracked-out to explain. Technically, it’s about a girl that’s part of a secret organization and she wants to conquer the city so she can impress her boss, and her best friend sucks at living, and she might eat her singing dog. Makes sense, right? Well, it doesn’t matter! Because every episode of Excel Saga is a ridiculously random mash-up of everything that rules. There’s totally something for everybody! It’s like a sci-fi movie full of drunken kittens. It’s like a romantic comedy about zombies that drive laser motorcycles. Or a cop show where sexy robots wrestle naked pop stars in a pit of flaming glitter. And when you smoosh that all together? BOOM. Excel Saga!