Thursday February 21, 2013 at 02:30 pm by Adam S.
This portion of the contest is over. To see the winning entry click this link.
We hope you all liked the first question in our Baka & Test: Dumbest. Contest. Ever. event. When we asked all of you to think as a member of Class F you sure didn't disappoint.
It was a tough decision but the winner of Question #1 is VonOfnir - welcome to Class F!
Question: You’re on a train that leaves New York for Orlando at 8AM, going 60 mph. Three hours later, a train leaves Orlando for New York, going 85 mph. Orlando and New York are 1200 miles apart. What time will you be able to see the other train pass?
Answer:
Teacher: "Yes, you in the back."
Boy: "Well..."
(and thus begins a conversation in his head)
- wait a second, what if there is weather?
**eyes widen**
- Is it winter? How much snow is on the ground? Is it snow or is it ice? What if it's a mixture?
What if it's not winter, maybe it's spring?
**starting to panic**
- If it's spring and we're travelling around hills or mountains...OH GOD, MOUNTAINS!!!! That
means...
**jaw drops**
- MUDSLIDES!!!!!
**closes mouth and now has an inquisitive look on his face**
- But it could be in the summer...nice weather, can see everything.
**closes eyes and imagines the image with a relaxed smirk on his face**
- The animals on the farm grazing without any problems in the world. People walking around in
love, walking hand in hand. Workers working hard at their jobs. Oh it's starting to get a little dark,
must be rain. Wind is starting to pick up a bit...a lot actually.
** as a cow flies by in his dream, he snaps out of trance with eyes wide open and jaw dropped
and super panicked as he stands straight up and runs out of the classroom in terror screaming...
(which ends his own conversation in his head)
Boy: "HURRICANE!!!!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! **crying**
Teacher looks confused and struck with awe.
Teacher: "Uhhh..."
**Teacher sees a girl with her hand raised intently as if she knows the answer.**
Teacher: How about you miss?
Girl: "6:05PM?"
There is still have room for two more students to join the ranks of Class F so do not worry. Because worrying requires proper thinking, and we can't have any of that here.
Answer the following question, most creative unintelligent or 'BAKA' answer wins the prize!
Question #2: Science
Explain why the sky is blue.
BAKA answer example: Because the ocean’s blue, and when water evapperates evapourrates goes into the air, the wet part becomes the clouds (don’t ask me how, I think it has to do with photosynthesis) and the blue color gets absorbed into the sky???
Question #2 Prize Pack
- Full Metal Panic!: The Complete Series DVD
- Negima!: The Complete Series DVD
- Baka and Test postcard
- Baka and Test poster, autographed by Alexis Tipton, voice of Mizuki Himeji
If you haven't had a chance to check out the Baka & Test OVA take a look at the trailer.
synopsis:
Class F is back in the Baka and Test - Summon the Beasts: OVA Special Collection! Fumizuki Academy's popular Refreshing Festival is quickly approaching, and the student body is busy prepping class projects. For Yoshii and the gang, there's a lot more at stake than showing off for campus visitors. If Class F doesn't profit from its festival project and buy some new gear for its dumpy room, Mizuki's parents are going to send her to another school! Of course, even if the slack pack makes some money, they'll have to win one of the toughest Summoner Test Wars of their lives before they're allowed to spend it. It's not going to be easy, that's for sure. But once the underachievers of Class F get motivated, they don't give up - and they can't even spell surrender!
If you missed them there is also Season One (DVD/Blu-ray Combo) and Season Two (DVD/Blu-ray Combo) available now.
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the sky is blue because the world is a mirror ball and the mirror sees the ocean and reflects it off of that
Student: The sky is blue because.....because....*oh god, why is the sky blue? think! Think!*.....
Teacher: Are you ok?
Student: (brain fried at this point)- The shky ish brue cuz it wantsh to b perty!!
Teacher: ugh.....you (points to student)...take him to the nurses office....this is the third time this week.
Haha. This is a trick question, because evrybody knows that the sky isn't always blue! The real question you should be asking is why does the sky change color?
Now sit back as I lernify yourself!
Ok, so evrybody knows the moon is made of cheese and Jupiter is made of bacon, both of witch go great with an omlete and most people eat omletes for brekfest.
When do we eat brekfest? In the morning. What color is the sky in the morning? Red.
And if you look into the ocean in the morning, the red in the sky reflects off the water making the water look kind-of red.
What does all of this have to do with ANYTHING? you may ask.
Well. All fishermen know that most fish eat towards the surface in the morning AND in the evening when the sky turns red at either sunrise or sunset.
We already know that we eat brekfest around sunrise, but have you ever noticed that we also eat dinner around sundown when the sky can also sometimes be red?
According to all this sientific data, it stands to reason that we have the eating habbits of fish (Witch make sense becuz people EVOLVED from fish!).
But why is the sky is blue you ask? Well the sky is blue around mid day. And what do people do around noonish, when the sun is at the center of the sky? They eat lunch.
What does all this mean?
It means that the sky turns colors to signify when we need to eat our three square meals of the day!!!
Red: Brekfest
Red-blue: Post-brekfest Pre-lunch snack
Blue: Lunch
Blue-red: Post-lunch Pre-dinner snack
Red (again): Dinner
**sit back, recline legs, and fold arms** A+ Thank You
And for extra-credit we eat yummy dessert during the last few moments of light for the day, befour going to bed when the sky is completly black and we eat nothing.
Well, you seethe sky isn't actually the sky. There is an invisible land in the "sky". To them the "sky" is actually the ocean and the "ocean" is actually the sky. So, I guess what I'm trying to say is the sky is blue because it is actually the ocean.
I think the sky is blue because the ocean used to be above us but then now its below us (starts to panic) WAIT A MINUTE! if the ocean is below! then what is above. (starts sweating) THEN THAT MEANS WE ARE DROWNING! TEACHER! WE ARE GONNA DIE PLEASE HELP!! I NEED AN ADULT! WHERE ARE MY FLOATIES!
teacher:Calm down! you are not drowning!
student: then how come I'm all wet I MUST BE DROWNING! OH GOD I CAN'T BREATH I NEED OXYGEN! OH! I KNOW I'LL JUST BREATH IN THE OXYGEN IN THE WATER! (takes deep breath) ahhhh that's better. so anyway the sky is blue because the ocean used to be above us!.......OH CRAP! I'M DROWNING AGAIN OH GAWWWD! PLEASE HELP! I WONT READ DIRTY MAGAZINES AGAIN I'LL BURN MY 2000 DIRTY BOOKS (starts wondering) wait how can I burn them when I'm under water?
teacher: FOR THE LAST TIME YOU ARE NOT UNDER WATER! YOU IDIOOOOOOOOOTTT!
Wait...the sky's blue!? I thought it was azure...
[insert question here] made by teacher
*student* *raises hand*
*teacher* Yes, you?
*I can answer the question sir!
*teacher* okay, go ahead then
*the sky is blue because of refelcti- *gets cut off by another much stupider F-class student*
*Tsk, Tsk, Tsk, idiots in this class just get worse and worse...
*student2* The "real" reason why the sky is blue is because...
*thinks to self* crap crap crap, I don't know, why did I interrupt... Gotta think of something really quickly... uhh GOT IT!
*student2* The sky is blue because the sky decides what it wants to be...
*teacher* ......
*student2* Based.. off... its... mood?
Why's the sky blue? Um... a giant kid decided to color it blue using a giant blue sharpie.
When you look up into the sky you are actually looking into Santa Claus' eyes because he's always watching us, ya' know to see if we are naughty or nice, so the sky's blue because Santa's eyes are blue, duh.
"The sky is blue?"
Looks outside to overcast sky.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I've gone colorblind! Somebody quick, is there an antidote? I got to go find a doctor."
Runs screaming out of the classroom.
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