Thursday February 21, 2013 at 02:30 pm by Adam S.
This portion of the contest is over. To see the winning entry click this link.
We hope you all liked the first question in our Baka & Test: Dumbest. Contest. Ever. event. When we asked all of you to think as a member of Class F you sure didn't disappoint.
It was a tough decision but the winner of Question #1 is VonOfnir - welcome to Class F!
Question: You’re on a train that leaves New York for Orlando at 8AM, going 60 mph. Three hours later, a train leaves Orlando for New York, going 85 mph. Orlando and New York are 1200 miles apart. What time will you be able to see the other train pass?
Answer:
Teacher: "Yes, you in the back."
Boy: "Well..."
(and thus begins a conversation in his head)
- wait a second, what if there is weather?
**eyes widen**
- Is it winter? How much snow is on the ground? Is it snow or is it ice? What if it's a mixture?
What if it's not winter, maybe it's spring?
**starting to panic**
- If it's spring and we're travelling around hills or mountains...OH GOD, MOUNTAINS!!!! That
means...
**jaw drops**
- MUDSLIDES!!!!!
**closes mouth and now has an inquisitive look on his face**
- But it could be in the summer...nice weather, can see everything.
**closes eyes and imagines the image with a relaxed smirk on his face**
- The animals on the farm grazing without any problems in the world. People walking around in
love, walking hand in hand. Workers working hard at their jobs. Oh it's starting to get a little dark,
must be rain. Wind is starting to pick up a bit...a lot actually.
** as a cow flies by in his dream, he snaps out of trance with eyes wide open and jaw dropped
and super panicked as he stands straight up and runs out of the classroom in terror screaming...
(which ends his own conversation in his head)
Boy: "HURRICANE!!!!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! **crying**
Teacher looks confused and struck with awe.
Teacher: "Uhhh..."
**Teacher sees a girl with her hand raised intently as if she knows the answer.**
Teacher: How about you miss?
Girl: "6:05PM?"
There is still have room for two more students to join the ranks of Class F so do not worry. Because worrying requires proper thinking, and we can't have any of that here.
Answer the following question, most creative unintelligent or 'BAKA' answer wins the prize!
Question #2: Science
Explain why the sky is blue.
BAKA answer example: Because the ocean’s blue, and when water evapperates evapourrates goes into the air, the wet part becomes the clouds (don’t ask me how, I think it has to do with photosynthesis) and the blue color gets absorbed into the sky???
Question #2 Prize Pack
- Full Metal Panic!: The Complete Series DVD
- Negima!: The Complete Series DVD
- Baka and Test postcard
- Baka and Test poster, autographed by Alexis Tipton, voice of Mizuki Himeji
If you haven't had a chance to check out the Baka & Test OVA take a look at the trailer.
synopsis:
Class F is back in the Baka and Test - Summon the Beasts: OVA Special Collection! Fumizuki Academy's popular Refreshing Festival is quickly approaching, and the student body is busy prepping class projects. For Yoshii and the gang, there's a lot more at stake than showing off for campus visitors. If Class F doesn't profit from its festival project and buy some new gear for its dumpy room, Mizuki's parents are going to send her to another school! Of course, even if the slack pack makes some money, they'll have to win one of the toughest Summoner Test Wars of their lives before they're allowed to spend it. It's not going to be easy, that's for sure. But once the underachievers of Class F get motivated, they don't give up - and they can't even spell surrender!
If you missed them there is also Season One (DVD/Blu-ray Combo) and Season Two (DVD/Blu-ray Combo) available now.
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Because a red sky means bad stuff is gonna happen. A gray sky means it's gonna be a boring day. A black sky means I'm probably sleeping. And the sky obviously can't be purple or green or that'll seem like something you'd see in a sci-fi movie. That's why the sky is blue, because there aren't any better colors than blue.
...On second thought, how come the sky is never gold or silver?
*stands up on desk and lets out a condescending chuckle*
This is all highly classified information, but I believe THEY have been a little lax on their surveillence as of late. In my past life, I was known as the Skycrushing Dragon Swordsman. The sky was dyed a deep crimson then, and I rode my saphire dragon into battle and destroyed the Flame Demons of the north and claimed their queen as my bride. Oh and yeah, I painted the sky blue in..er, celebration of my victory. You mortals could never understand.
-Why are you asking me all these questions? You must have some reason... OH GOD!!! YOU'RE AFTER THE SECRET FORMULA, AREN'T YOU!!!
*Quickly grabs the nearest rule and points it like a dagger.*
-STAY BACK! STAAAYY BAAAAACK!!!
*The class stares in utter confusion.*
-You're all in on it, aren't you? Especially YOU! *Points toward the nearest female student.*
-I'll show you, I'LL SHOW YOU ALL!! *Leaps out the window dramatically, forgetting that they are on the second floor.*
"I should have thought this throuughh... AAUGH! *A loud crashing sound is heard by all.
*The teacher coughs awkwardly*
- Well, class, anyone else care to answer the question?
Teacher: Alright you, answer already!
Student: well, sensei, the reason the sky is blue is because one day the gods were watching one of those really sappy sad romance movies that girls watch and they were just crying really hard with ice cream in their hands and started crying even more, so with the color of their tears and the color of the ice cream, a million colors were made which they finally ended up with blue and so that's the reasoN!!1!
Teacher: What kind of idiot are yo--
Classmate: omg what movie were they watching??
Another classmate: if it'll make the gods cry i wanna watch it to!!!
More classmates: but how the hell would the colors all be put together to be made blue? and what kind of ice cream were they eating?? I WANT SOME! GIVE ME SOME NOOOOOOOOOoOoOOooOOOooooW
Student: STOP PRESSURING ME I DON'T KNOW ALL THESE ANSWERS STOP STARING AT ME PLS IM SORRY I DON'T KNOW I JUST DON'T KNOW!!! *runs to a locker, hides in it, and sobs loudly*
Teacher: I'm seriously surrounded by a new species of idiot..
Answer:
Sure I could explain why the Sky is blue, or the grass green, but then what is to stop from questioning why the ocean is salty. So in conclusion just think, would you rather a world in Black and White? So please, do not question further on why the sky is blue, it just is and we must accept this.
The sky is blue because the ocean reflects the colors of the swimsuits women are wearing at the beach and the colors combine to make the sky blue.
Well it's obvious when people are sad they're blue so its only common sense that the sky is always sad and that's why when it rains it's really crying sure there's rainbows but that's only it's happy thought before it goes away and becomes sad again. When the sun goes down and the moon comes out the sky is still blue, but its hiding in the shadows so no one knows it's sad. People are sipping their lattes or uploading pictures to instagram while the sky is sad!!! when are they gonna realize this and go too the sky to give it a big hug to make it happy.
the sky has to be blue but not all the time. rainbows have an or a certain impact showing many colors i guess so i guess we have to thank the lucky charms guy for that. So if eating the rainbow tastes good so should the sky right? No i'm thinking ahead here it has to be because girls have the ability to make the day beautiful blue and a dark black depending on their moods...WAIT it cant be god must be a woman and certainly so if i got to wake up and go to school to see the girls walk around in short skirts and what not have you. which control how hard my heart beat and raise by blood temperature i think. The temperature is definitely controlled by women weather it's a cool breeze which i think they do on purpose so the can call us men perverts for looking at their underwear when the skirts fly up. Or it could be a cold day indicating pure cold torture is awaiting me even though i most definitely sure i know i did nothing wrong. or a nice warm day which can be controlled by their boobies which always feel warm. THAT MUST BE IT! Their chest is why we have color that's why dirty magazines look nice. Who knew that woman's boobies had so much power. God must be happy for creating such a perfect specimen.
Well you see, it used to be gray. But then again so didn't everything. But then in 1962 Albert Einstein invented color television and that's why the sky is blue. Thank you.
Once there was a puppy and he had an owner. The owner of this puppy was an eight year old boy. One day the eight year old boy got very sick and the puppy would not leave his side. Later the boy was going to the hospital and the dog found a way to visit him everyday. One day the boys life gave out and the dog was very sad. The dog was so sad that all of his tears filled up the sky and that is why we have a blue sky.
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