Thursday February 21, 2013 at 02:30 pm by Adam S.
This portion of the contest is over. To see the winning entry click this link.
We hope you all liked the first question in our Baka & Test: Dumbest. Contest. Ever. event. When we asked all of you to think as a member of Class F you sure didn't disappoint.
It was a tough decision but the winner of Question #1 is VonOfnir - welcome to Class F!
Question: You’re on a train that leaves New York for Orlando at 8AM, going 60 mph. Three hours later, a train leaves Orlando for New York, going 85 mph. Orlando and New York are 1200 miles apart. What time will you be able to see the other train pass?
Answer:
Teacher: "Yes, you in the back."
Boy: "Well..."
(and thus begins a conversation in his head)
- wait a second, what if there is weather?
**eyes widen**
- Is it winter? How much snow is on the ground? Is it snow or is it ice? What if it's a mixture?
What if it's not winter, maybe it's spring?
**starting to panic**
- If it's spring and we're travelling around hills or mountains...OH GOD, MOUNTAINS!!!! That
means...
**jaw drops**
- MUDSLIDES!!!!!
**closes mouth and now has an inquisitive look on his face**
- But it could be in the summer...nice weather, can see everything.
**closes eyes and imagines the image with a relaxed smirk on his face**
- The animals on the farm grazing without any problems in the world. People walking around in
love, walking hand in hand. Workers working hard at their jobs. Oh it's starting to get a little dark,
must be rain. Wind is starting to pick up a bit...a lot actually.
** as a cow flies by in his dream, he snaps out of trance with eyes wide open and jaw dropped
and super panicked as he stands straight up and runs out of the classroom in terror screaming...
(which ends his own conversation in his head)
Boy: "HURRICANE!!!!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! **crying**
Teacher looks confused and struck with awe.
Teacher: "Uhhh..."
**Teacher sees a girl with her hand raised intently as if she knows the answer.**
Teacher: How about you miss?
Girl: "6:05PM?"
There is still have room for two more students to join the ranks of Class F so do not worry. Because worrying requires proper thinking, and we can't have any of that here.
Answer the following question, most creative unintelligent or 'BAKA' answer wins the prize!
Question #2: Science
Explain why the sky is blue.
BAKA answer example: Because the ocean’s blue, and when water evapperates evapourrates goes into the air, the wet part becomes the clouds (don’t ask me how, I think it has to do with photosynthesis) and the blue color gets absorbed into the sky???
Question #2 Prize Pack
- Full Metal Panic!: The Complete Series DVD
- Negima!: The Complete Series DVD
- Baka and Test postcard
- Baka and Test poster, autographed by Alexis Tipton, voice of Mizuki Himeji
If you haven't had a chance to check out the Baka & Test OVA take a look at the trailer.
synopsis:
Class F is back in the Baka and Test - Summon the Beasts: OVA Special Collection! Fumizuki Academy's popular Refreshing Festival is quickly approaching, and the student body is busy prepping class projects. For Yoshii and the gang, there's a lot more at stake than showing off for campus visitors. If Class F doesn't profit from its festival project and buy some new gear for its dumpy room, Mizuki's parents are going to send her to another school! Of course, even if the slack pack makes some money, they'll have to win one of the toughest Summoner Test Wars of their lives before they're allowed to spend it. It's not going to be easy, that's for sure. But once the underachievers of Class F get motivated, they don't give up - and they can't even spell surrender!
If you missed them there is also Season One (DVD/Blu-ray Combo) and Season Two (DVD/Blu-ray Combo) available now.
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The sky's not "blue," it's "sky blue!" I think you should drop this question because it has an error, teacher!
Because the sky is not a vegetable, vegetables are always green, which means tomatoes are fruits. The hotter a fire gets the more it goes from being a fruit to being the sky, therefore the sky is a really hot fire, and fire is not a fruit, but a hot fruit. When is fruit hot? in a pie! The sky must be the filling in a pie, because of this it requires crust, but we can see the filling, so the crust is gone. Rain must be falling pieces of pie filling, specifically apples because scientifically speaking; its everyone's favorite pie, except key lime pie...but we don't talk about that. But why is rain not tasty? clearly if we take the logarithm of apples we can see that apples falling are circular like transmutation circles, and try botanical transmutation and because they have no arms or legs to lose, they instead lose the flavor of sky pie. Trust me, i have studied pie intensively, look it up: Pieology. Where is my A++?
Before you answer why the sky is blue, you have to answer why the sun is yellow and why the clouds are white. You see the sun being yellow is because an alien with a nuclear reactor on it's spacecraft got into an accident in our galaxy, crash landing into our sun, which was once a barren wasteland (a side note the alien was named Zeus thus why the Spanish god of the sun is named Zeus.) The crash resulted in the nuclear reactor exploding, thus engulfing the sun in yellow flames. As we all know, clouds are formed from water through exasperation. During this chemical reconfiguration of water into clouds, it changes the color of water into white. The sun's yellow rays combining with the white clouds emit a blue radiation visible to the human eye, thus why the sky is blue.
*Moe-chan slams her hands on the table and stands up and proudly shouts* BECAUSE GUY-KUN'S BOXERS ARE BLUE!.
*Guy-kun gasps in horror*
*class erupts into laughter*
*Girl-sama angrily shouts across the room* Moe-chan! How would you know what color Guy-kun's boxers are?!
*Moe-chan replies wryly* Maybe he showed me...
*Guy-kun scrambles to cup Moe-chan's mouth* D-Don't listen to her! I never did anything like that! The only one who knows I wear blue boxers is Girl-sama!*
*Guy-kun realizes what he just said*
*Girl-sama blushes angrily*
*Guy-Kun: U-um.. G-girl-sama?*
*Girl-sama clenches her fists and walks slowly to Guy-Kun*
*Girl-sama mutters "I... Id..." and then shouts "IDIOT!!!!!!!" and kicks Guy-sama, sending him flying into the skies*
*Guy-sama disappears with a twinkle*
*Moe-chan looks up, then proudly points into the sky then shouts with a big grin*
SEE!
The sky is like that because the fish go "Bloo Bloo Bloo"
The sky used to be black and white like TV but then the sky people made it colorful. (because hey, why not?)
The sky is blue because it's holding it's breath in a contest with it's cousin, the moon. It took a a big gulp of air and that's why fish swim in the ocean and squirrels play in trees.
Also I drive a red VW Bug which is cool because it's name is Bob and we talk a lot and hang out and go bug collecting.
The sky is blue because its girlfriend left it.
Grass is on the ground and it's also green. The sky is blue and above the ground, and green is the opposite of blue so that's why it's blue.
The sky is blue because someone took a ladder and painted it. They missed some spots and those spots are what we know as clouds
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